Satirical quotes for every day

Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings.



Dry humor disguised as original quotes

An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about of-fending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little blunt-ness.



The ultimate collection of satirical quotes

The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from suc-cessful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you.



A cheeky quote every day

In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes themati-cally so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebra-tions.



A little foretaste

15th January:



An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots.

Ernest Hemingway



11th February:



In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you.

Sarah Bernhardt



18th March:



You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea.

Gertrude Stein



1st April:



In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it.

Søren Kierkegaard



4th May:



There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell.

George Bernard Shaw



27th June:



There are many people I would like to miss right now.

Tomi Ungerer



4th July:



The men of today are also no longer what they have never been.

Kylie Minogue



6th August:



Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off.

David Herbert Lawrence



26th September:



The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires.

Frank Sinatra



20th October:



Silent people become even more boring when they start talking.

Jane Austen



15th November:



Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity.

Frank Billings Kellogg



24th December:



A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it.

Karl Kraus



Always a proper saying on hand

In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up your-self, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.